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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Text Message
Received: Thursday, April 8, ???
“Dude dont ever die.”

Date: July 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Subject: postcards from heaven
“Hi Theresa,

Your postcards are like shiny jewels dropping into my empty bucket.  Thanks for feeding this pauper!

Please be safe and well.  Your trip sounds holy.


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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Text Message
Received: May 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm
“Remember a time when we ate thirtie granola bars a day? Sorry it’s so early. Hope you’re well.”

Text Message
Received: July 26, 2010 at 11:11 pm
“So I was folding laundry on my bed last night and I realized how tall my bed was. Then I remembered how tall ur bed was in ur dorm. Then I remember what we Did with that. And it made me smile :)”

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: June 30, 2009 at 2:44am
Subject: ???

I wasn’t irritated at all, and for your information, missy, I did not start to fall asleep during the conversation. Jerkwad. I was glad you called, because I was starting to feel lonesome.

As for a time for conversation, I’m available at any time at around 5 or 6. I’ll probably be in the cafe during those times, working on homework and whatnot. I really want to know the things that you have to say, so say them regardless of whether or not I would want to hear them, if that makes sense.

Sorry that I was so sleepy on the phone.

I know it’s necessary, but I don’t like the sentence: “We should probably have a real conversation about all this sometime soon.” It just makes me a little nervous.

I also apologize for the brevity on my message. I have class soon, and I don’t think that I have all of the homework done. Oh well. The classes are going to be really annoying.

I love you. Have a good day if I don’t talk to you.

_____ ”

Text Message
Received: July 16, 2010 at 10:51 pm
“You are beautiful no matter what you’re wearing.”

Monday, July 26, 2010

Date: ???
Subject: The Most Important Vote Ever
“The real reason Sacagawea should be disregarded [as the name for your new cat] is that the kitty cannot travel for shit. You should hear her screams when she is in the car…If the real Sacagawea was like that, Lewis & Clark would have done a lot less exploring and a lot more whispering “it’s ok, don’t cry” and bribing her with Sacagawea Snacks.


Text Message
Received: Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
“How was the work meeting? The non-pregnancy still worries me. I care about you a great deal, y’know.”

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: February 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Subject: ???
“it’s because of you.”

Facebook Message
Date: April 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Subject: ???

I woke up when ya’lls asked me to. I would have gotten up at nine, but the alarm program on my computer didn’t have a check mark, so it didn’t turn on. Dang it to heck.

I’m waiting for 7:30. Be there. The event of a lifetime. For the 100,000th time ever, ___ and ____ are going to have sex!

The people next to me must be studying human anatomy, because they keep talk about sphincters.

Did I kill your boner?

I hope not.

Love, ____


Monday, July 19, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: March 6, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Subject: ???
my god, you still occupy such a pervasive swathe of my consciousness.

got stuck in a traffic jam over the ganga at 1 am and thought about that.

Text Message
Received: November 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm

“If you are receiving this message, you are a baby gurrrrl…. Attention baby girls, I need drinking partners to assemble at the bars in 30 minutes, see you thur”

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: December 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Subject: ???
this may sound cheesy and gross, but i miss you….

Text Message
Received:  June 6, 2010 at 8:18 pm
It is beautiful here. Eating very well. How is home. Miss you.

Date: March 20, 2010 at 10:46 am
Subject: Dear _____
I miss you!

I just wanted to say that. Thanks for listening to me try to figure out my life.

I hope your break is going splendidly.


Friday, July 16, 2010

Text Message
Received: May 21, 2009 at 10: 52 pm

“I love you girls and i don’t kno what i would do without you guys and one of the only things right now that makes me happy is thinking about us all living in the same place and growing old with you lol i guess in a way i am proposing to you all have a great weekend i miss yall”

Text Message
Received: December 26, 2009 at 11: 47 pm

“I don’t run bc it makes me tired. i don’t lift weights bc they’re heavy.”

Text Message
Received: September 7, 2009 at 7:39 am
“We miss you so much when you’re not around. FYI. The boys outnumber us & the dynamic becomes frightening. can’t wait to see you!”