Monday, July 5, 2010

Text Message
Received: ???
Sender 1: “I’m running late, I’ll meet you at the corner in China Town in 7 minutes”
Sender 2: “OK, but I might not be here. You see I’m wearing a skirt and some guy just offered me 60 dollars to go home with him”
Sender 1: “Do it”

Facebook Message
Date: December 23, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Subject: Rage sprinkles

“ha ha ha, i love how irrationally angry you get about things!! except, i would be rather peeved about the whole sheets thing. do i even want to know how she ruined them? (eek!) i am, however, glad to see that you are starting to feel like your normal self. as for me, je suis en forme et je no viens pas de Londres… (i am doing well and i am not from London). Thank you, coffee break french with mark and anna!! –w”

Email
Date: Monday, August 18, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Subject: I love you

“It’s still nice to have physical evidence…even if it’s just online.

I cant rub your back and type at the same time.  But physical evidence?  Do you think that I don’t love you?  Cause I do.  Here’s how it goes… I love you.  like…that’s it.  Other girls are less everything in my eyes.  They aren’t as pretty as you are and they certainly arent as interesting, funny, entertaining, sweet, or nearly as big of a pain in the ass (and they certainly don’t try to read over my shoulder like you do :p)

So don’t tell me that I don’t physically love you because the love that I have for you literally fills up every part of my being (don’t think that’s creepy pooky).  Oh and the reason that I got on gmail is so that I could change my password so you can’t check to see what I bought you from ebay….   :-)

Love you darling.”

Text Message
Received: June 25, 2010 at 9:57 pm
“Oh definitely. Making out with friends of hopeful hook ups is how I meet people. It’s really just networking.”

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