Category Archives: Facebook Message

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: June 30, 2009 at 2:44am
Subject: ???

I wasn’t irritated at all, and for your information, missy, I did not start to fall asleep during the conversation. Jerkwad. I was glad you called, because I was starting to feel lonesome.

As for a time for conversation, I’m available at any time at around 5 or 6. I’ll probably be in the cafe during those times, working on homework and whatnot. I really want to know the things that you have to say, so say them regardless of whether or not I would want to hear them, if that makes sense.

Sorry that I was so sleepy on the phone.

I know it’s necessary, but I don’t like the sentence: “We should probably have a real conversation about all this sometime soon.” It just makes me a little nervous.

I also apologize for the brevity on my message. I have class soon, and I don’t think that I have all of the homework done. Oh well. The classes are going to be really annoying.

I love you. Have a good day if I don’t talk to you.

_____ ”

Text Message
Received: July 16, 2010 at 10:51 pm
“You are beautiful no matter what you’re wearing.”


Thursday, July 22, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: February 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Subject: ???
“it’s because of you.”

Facebook Message
Date: April 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Subject: ???

I woke up when ya’lls asked me to. I would have gotten up at nine, but the alarm program on my computer didn’t have a check mark, so it didn’t turn on. Dang it to heck.

I’m waiting for 7:30. Be there. The event of a lifetime. For the 100,000th time ever, ___ and ____ are going to have sex!

The people next to me must be studying human anatomy, because they keep talk about sphincters.

Did I kill your boner?

I hope not.

Love, ____


Monday, July 19, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: March 6, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Subject: ???
my god, you still occupy such a pervasive swathe of my consciousness.

got stuck in a traffic jam over the ganga at 1 am and thought about that.

Text Message
Received: November 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm

“If you are receiving this message, you are a baby gurrrrl…. Attention baby girls, I need drinking partners to assemble at the bars in 30 minutes, see you thur”

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: December 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Subject: ???
this may sound cheesy and gross, but i miss you….

Text Message
Received:  June 6, 2010 at 8:18 pm
It is beautiful here. Eating very well. How is home. Miss you.

Date: March 20, 2010 at 10:46 am
Subject: Dear _____
I miss you!

I just wanted to say that. Thanks for listening to me try to figure out my life.

I hope your break is going splendidly.


Friday, July 9, 2010

Text Message
Received: November 6, 2008 at 2:07 am
“Sis this is a legit message. I just got home from drinking all night. I pulled into the garage and got pissed at my self. I realized that im a bum and im throwing my life down the drain. Im about to make some changes for the better. Im sorry to drop this on u but i figured i can tell my sis anything.”

Facebook Message
Date: August 14, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Subject: Here we go

good for you, what are you studying now?

no, i got what you ment. i am just saying that even an athiest can see the benifit of religion.

Wait are we both dating someone at the same time? awsome.

Text Message
Received: July 6, 2010 at 12:38 am
“I’m feeling very warm feelings of affection for you and I just squeezed my pillow involuntarily and thought it was you and your belly. I hope that’s not inappropriate.”

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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Text Message
Received: July 27, 2009 at 10:37 am
“Its funny cause every time I dream I take him back I hate it and am miserable. He would have killed me with his negativity and shittiness. Thanks for bein a hoe”

Facebook Message
Date: August 3, 2009 at 8:44 am
Subject: Dear _____

“our phones hate each other. that is dumb. they need to start getting along because you’re too far away. i’ll have a talk with mine if you have a talk with yours.

as for your ACTUAL problems, you’re going to be fine. and i know that you know that. and i know it’s a really crap situation and i know that you just want to figure it all out right now so you can move in some kind of direction without feeling weighed down. and if you can find a way to do, i think you totally should.

but honestly (and i know this is going to sound impossible to do), i think you should push both of them as far out of your head as possible, just for a little while, and focus on YOU. (you without them, to be specific.)

you just entered into this brand spankin’ new phase of your life so immerse yourself completely in it! you’ve got a whole library to look through, and a bunch of friends to make, and a new apartment to beautify, and The Time Traveler’s Wife to start, and orientation to go through, and classes to focus on. don’t miss out on it, okay?

speaking from experience as someone who has focused too much on boys to really appreciated where she is… it’s dumb and it sucks when you look back on it and realize you were “that girl.”

anyway, I LOVE YOU. have fun at orientation and make tons of new friends that aren’t quite as good as me. :)”

Text Message
Received: November 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm
“My parents gave me fifty bucks for my bday. I’ll save it if u want to go to the casino again. The plan is i turn it into a hundred and take u to olive garden :-)”

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Text Message
Received: March 2, 2009 at 10:28 pm
“Is the cranberries song linger about a lingering fart?”

Facebook Message
Date: November 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Subject: (No Subject)

“So my phone died which means two things:

1. I need to find another alarm clock for tomorrow

2. I don’t have your number to lull you to sleep before I go to bed.

So in lieu of a conversation (unless you can message me back your cell phone number) I’m going to write you a story.

Centuries ago, when this land was still young and unscarred by modernity, there lay a village of indians by the bank of the misty ocean. In this villiage, it was customary for every boy to take a great journey, as a rite of passage into adulthood.

It just so happened that on the eve of a certain boy’s journey, he fell deeply in love with one of the girls from the village, so much so that it broke his heart to leave her for a moment.

The night before he was to leave he appoached her and said, “I am going now on my journey. I will be gone for many moons. It will be a long time before I am to return. But I love you. Please wait for me until i am to return.”

She looked up into his eyes and nodded silently as he took her into his arms and kissed her before he set out on his journey across the misty ocean.

He sailed for many months across the ocean and arrived one day at a foreign tribe. Weary from his travels, he tried to tell them of his journey, but it was no use…they understood nothing that came from his mouth. But they saw his haggard condition and took him in, lest the poor boy die from his journey.

He becan to live life as they did. He ate their food and worked like they did every day. At first it was difficult because he knew none of their customs and they spoke to him in a foreign tounge. But as time passed, be began to learn their language and he learned their customs. One day, after many months had passed, he told the people of his new villiage of is old life and his desire to be back with the woman he loved. They understood and the next day they helped him to construct a great canoe so he could travel back to them. He bid them farewell and set off to his home once the canoe was competed.

He arrived home to see his villiage in shock, for they thought he was lost to the great, misty ocean. He told them of the people he met and of the things he had learned, but was distracted when he saw the girl he loved.

He came to her as she said, “I waited many nights for you. I am glad you are back.”

They lived happily ever after.

Love you motek :-)”

Text Message
Received: September 26, 2009 at 8:18 pm
“Hey is everything okay? You seemed a little upset when you left.”

Text Message
Received: June 26, 2009 at 2:10 am
“Sis, you know your drunk when you come home and you only worry about giving treats to the cat.”

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Monday, July 5, 2010

Text Message
Received: ???
Sender 1: “I’m running late, I’ll meet you at the corner in China Town in 7 minutes”
Sender 2: “OK, but I might not be here. You see I’m wearing a skirt and some guy just offered me 60 dollars to go home with him”
Sender 1: “Do it”

Facebook Message
Date: December 23, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Subject: Rage sprinkles

“ha ha ha, i love how irrationally angry you get about things!! except, i would be rather peeved about the whole sheets thing. do i even want to know how she ruined them? (eek!) i am, however, glad to see that you are starting to feel like your normal self. as for me, je suis en forme et je no viens pas de Londres… (i am doing well and i am not from London). Thank you, coffee break french with mark and anna!! –w”

Date: Monday, August 18, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Subject: I love you

“It’s still nice to have physical evidence…even if it’s just online.

I cant rub your back and type at the same time.  But physical evidence?  Do you think that I don’t love you?  Cause I do.  Here’s how it goes… I love you.  like…that’s it.  Other girls are less everything in my eyes.  They aren’t as pretty as you are and they certainly arent as interesting, funny, entertaining, sweet, or nearly as big of a pain in the ass (and they certainly don’t try to read over my shoulder like you do :p)

So don’t tell me that I don’t physically love you because the love that I have for you literally fills up every part of my being (don’t think that’s creepy pooky).  Oh and the reason that I got on gmail is so that I could change my password so you can’t check to see what I bought you from ebay….   :-)

Love you darling.”

Text Message
Received: June 25, 2010 at 9:57 pm
“Oh definitely. Making out with friends of hopeful hook ups is how I meet people. It’s really just networking.”

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