Category Archives: Text Message

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Text Message
Received: Thursday, April 8, ???
“Dude dont ever die.”

Date: July 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Subject: postcards from heaven
“Hi Theresa,

Your postcards are like shiny jewels dropping into my empty bucket.  Thanks for feeding this pauper!

Please be safe and well.  Your trip sounds holy.


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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Text Message
Received: May 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm
“Remember a time when we ate thirtie granola bars a day? Sorry it’s so early. Hope you’re well.”

Text Message
Received: July 26, 2010 at 11:11 pm
“So I was folding laundry on my bed last night and I realized how tall my bed was. Then I remembered how tall ur bed was in ur dorm. Then I remember what we Did with that. And it made me smile :)”

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: June 30, 2009 at 2:44am
Subject: ???

I wasn’t irritated at all, and for your information, missy, I did not start to fall asleep during the conversation. Jerkwad. I was glad you called, because I was starting to feel lonesome.

As for a time for conversation, I’m available at any time at around 5 or 6. I’ll probably be in the cafe during those times, working on homework and whatnot. I really want to know the things that you have to say, so say them regardless of whether or not I would want to hear them, if that makes sense.

Sorry that I was so sleepy on the phone.

I know it’s necessary, but I don’t like the sentence: “We should probably have a real conversation about all this sometime soon.” It just makes me a little nervous.

I also apologize for the brevity on my message. I have class soon, and I don’t think that I have all of the homework done. Oh well. The classes are going to be really annoying.

I love you. Have a good day if I don’t talk to you.

_____ ”

Text Message
Received: July 16, 2010 at 10:51 pm
“You are beautiful no matter what you’re wearing.”

Monday, July 26, 2010

Date: ???
Subject: The Most Important Vote Ever
“The real reason Sacagawea should be disregarded [as the name for your new cat] is that the kitty cannot travel for shit. You should hear her screams when she is in the car…If the real Sacagawea was like that, Lewis & Clark would have done a lot less exploring and a lot more whispering “it’s ok, don’t cry” and bribing her with Sacagawea Snacks.


Text Message
Received: Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
“How was the work meeting? The non-pregnancy still worries me. I care about you a great deal, y’know.”

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: March 6, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Subject: ???
my god, you still occupy such a pervasive swathe of my consciousness.

got stuck in a traffic jam over the ganga at 1 am and thought about that.

Text Message
Received: November 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm

“If you are receiving this message, you are a baby gurrrrl…. Attention baby girls, I need drinking partners to assemble at the bars in 30 minutes, see you thur”

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: December 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Subject: ???
this may sound cheesy and gross, but i miss you….

Text Message
Received:  June 6, 2010 at 8:18 pm
It is beautiful here. Eating very well. How is home. Miss you.

Date: March 20, 2010 at 10:46 am
Subject: Dear _____
I miss you!

I just wanted to say that. Thanks for listening to me try to figure out my life.

I hope your break is going splendidly.


Friday, July 16, 2010

Text Message
Received: May 21, 2009 at 10: 52 pm

“I love you girls and i don’t kno what i would do without you guys and one of the only things right now that makes me happy is thinking about us all living in the same place and growing old with you lol i guess in a way i am proposing to you all have a great weekend i miss yall”

Text Message
Received: December 26, 2009 at 11: 47 pm

“I don’t run bc it makes me tired. i don’t lift weights bc they’re heavy.”

Text Message
Received: September 7, 2009 at 7:39 am
“We miss you so much when you’re not around. FYI. The boys outnumber us & the dynamic becomes frightening. can’t wait to see you!”


Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Text Message
Received: July 13, ???
at 2:02 am
“Your kisses. Ahhh!”

Facebook Chat
Date: July 12, ??? at 6:00 pm
Sender 1:
… Just have to say hi. (:
Sender 2:
thank god one of us did
i was dying over here
Sender 1:
um same here! i kept refreshing my page to make sure the green dot was over there by your name.

Text Message
Received: September 23, 2008 at 11:29 pm

“Thank u 4 bein a friend. travelled down the road & back again. ur heart is true. ur a pal & a confidant. name that tune baby! night. love u.”

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Text Message
Received: ???
Sender 1: “Does the LeBron James thing involve the “Sorting Hat” or is my sugar getting low again?”
Sender 2: “I’ll get the insulin”

Text Message
Received: September 27, 2009 at 10:48 pm
“Hahaha i hate her and yes we won :) you are one of my best friends in life you know that right?”

Date: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Subject: Hi!

I’m just sending a little “Hi” message to let you know that I am
thinking about you and giving you “virtual” hugs!!!  You make me so proud
that you are going after a good education and seeking out new and
interesting activities in your life.  You have everything in the world to
be happy about, so let the happiness in!!  I could be writning “I love you”
all over your Facebook wall (Ha! Ha!!), but no fear of that since I’m so
technologically challenged!!  Hope you have a good day and that you like
your classes.  Keep busy!  I have some coupons that I’ll be sending soon
and don’t forget to look out for your phone in the mail!  I love you
bunches and bunches!

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Friday, July 9, 2010

Text Message
Received: November 6, 2008 at 2:07 am
“Sis this is a legit message. I just got home from drinking all night. I pulled into the garage and got pissed at my self. I realized that im a bum and im throwing my life down the drain. Im about to make some changes for the better. Im sorry to drop this on u but i figured i can tell my sis anything.”

Facebook Message
Date: August 14, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Subject: Here we go

good for you, what are you studying now?

no, i got what you ment. i am just saying that even an athiest can see the benifit of religion.

Wait are we both dating someone at the same time? awsome.

Text Message
Received: July 6, 2010 at 12:38 am
“I’m feeling very warm feelings of affection for you and I just squeezed my pillow involuntarily and thought it was you and your belly. I hope that’s not inappropriate.”

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