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Monday, July 26, 2010

Date: ???
Subject: The Most Important Vote Ever
“The real reason Sacagawea should be disregarded [as the name for your new cat] is that the kitty cannot travel for shit. You should hear her screams when she is in the car…If the real Sacagawea was like that, Lewis & Clark would have done a lot less exploring and a lot more whispering “it’s ok, don’t cry” and bribing her with Sacagawea Snacks.


Text Message
Received: Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
“How was the work meeting? The non-pregnancy still worries me. I care about you a great deal, y’know.”

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