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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Facebook Message
Date: February 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Subject: ???
“it’s because of you.”

Facebook Message
Date: April 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Subject: ???

I woke up when ya’lls asked me to. I would have gotten up at nine, but the alarm program on my computer didn’t have a check mark, so it didn’t turn on. Dang it to heck.

I’m waiting for 7:30. Be there. The event of a lifetime. For the 100,000th time ever, ___ and ____ are going to have sex!

The people next to me must be studying human anatomy, because they keep talk about sphincters.

Did I kill your boner?

I hope not.

Love, ____

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